No One Knows.

Big dreams. Little opportunities.

phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

1 week ago with 996,466 notes

ruinedchildhood:

deleted scenes

jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

1 week ago with 176,420 notes

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

1 week ago with 470,867 notes

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

1 week ago with 388,859 notes

kaliahi:

icy-brunette:

tumblingjello:

endingful:

Jesus I was sad last night and I woke up to this

I wish I had a boyfriend like that.

I wish I had a boyrfriend.

ellimist:

AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell

1 week ago with 355,758 notes

overlyattachedtofiction:

anthropomorphicimpala:

The thing is, you never start watching a show thinking it will take over your life.

You watch an episode. Then a couple more. And before you know it, you’re up at 3am crying at brothers being proud of each other.

Today on ‘guess the fandom’

1 week ago with 327 notes

stupidstagram:

tumblr post: you are such a uGLY cutie and i wanna HOLD YOUR DUMB HaND and kiss your … (345,000 notes) 

me: chill 

1 week ago with 27,051 notes

aeug:

i would lose weight but i hate losing 

1 week ago with 224,977 notes

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

1 week ago with 248,128 notes