No One Knows.

Big dreams. Little opportunities.

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

1 month ago with 208,160 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

1 month ago with 523,316 notes

baeritt0:

Lol fuck everyone

1 month ago with 26 notes

Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

scorpio power bitches

1 month ago with 42,731 notes

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

1 month ago with 368,073 notes

frostied:

i wanna take a hot selfie but i look ugly 

1 month ago with 245,825 notes

phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

2 months ago with 1,137,203 notes

ruinedchildhood:

deleted scenes

jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

2 months ago with 222,808 notes

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

2 months ago with 536,835 notes